The kicker is that he probably told them at the cheeseburger buffet at one of his resorts
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Kinda doubt he has one now…
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I mean, of course Trump is telling people that. He keeps him the center of attention and it keeps him in a position to collect money. Whether he’s actually interested beyond that is something I suspect hasn’t even occurred to him yet, hence the escape clause.
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Somebody get this man a triple cheeseburger, stat!
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I seriously doubt Bezos will. For all the public shit Trump aimed at him, Bezos has a strong sense of class loyalty. I hope I’m wrong, but this is going to get buried I’m guessing.
Yep.
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Has it been established whether Mark Burnett or MGM owns the Apprentice outtakes?
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Ryan, you found yourself at a crossroads five years ago and you sold your soul to a cheeto-hued devil.
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Still waiting, hopefully it happens before 2024.
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Surely he has pissed off more than one chef…
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It needn’t even come to foul play; old age, bad diet, shitty health plus infected by Covid, and ever-increasing amounts of mental stress… something has gotta give, and I’m just waiting for that day…
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As is a lovely bottle of sparkling rosé. 
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And a joint laced with hash, and a fresh pair of dancing shoes…
Oh, what a glorious day it will be…
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Frabjous even.
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Please, please, please. It’s all I want for X-mas.
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I may even learn to futterwacken.
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I’m not looking that up. 
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It’s just more Lewis Carroll nonsense:
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Better yet. Have The Heart Attack Grill open up a location at Mar A Lago
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Ahem, Tim Burton nonsense. Worst Alice in Wonderland film I’ve seen, out of seven or eight.
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