Late Stage GOP Fascists Events πŸ–•πŸΎπŸŠπŸ€‘ (Part 3)

Such a subtle smile.

eta: Someone says it’s shooped.

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C"mon, that statement had to be created with a Mad Lib booklet.

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At least Dr. No was honest about being a villain.

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The skull is such an appropriate symbol for that behavior.

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Bonus points for using the β€œBack the Blue” version of the Punisher logo (itself a contradiction) in a device that exists for the sole purpose of circumventing automotive safety laws.

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People who use this contraption are absolutely bonkers. It is abundantly clear that wearing a seat belt will help save your life if you are in an accident. But people who sell this online are true capitalistic assholes.

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I would be surprised if it isn’t illegal to market products to circumvent seat belts and seat belt warnings.

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I had to look at it for a while to figure out what it was for.

Next up: Punisher double-ended extension cords.

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It could be a whole product line. Punisher all-copper toaster forks. Punisher-branded all-Lego floor boards. Punisher prank ladders. Punisher teflon shower mats.

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like the watchmen maybe there’s a moment where the … irony of the characters - if that’s the right word - has actually helped exacerbate the problems rather than combat them

truly i don’t know if disney is still making punisher comics. if so, it’d be kind of nice to have a final issue sometime soon with the last panel of him in an elder care home where he’s like β€œwell, that didn’t work.”

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Punisher appliances, they’re based, not grounded!

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Nice country you have there. You wouldn’t want something to happen to it.

OTOH - what could be less intimidating that a threat from Lindsey Graham. Fine - we’ll arrest them too.

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Ha!

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Anyway, good luck stirring up Trumpkins that much over this, Lindsey. Yes, a core of fanatics coalesced enough to bring about the 1/6 insurrection, but β€œriots in the streets” if a criminal is simply prosecuted?? GTFO

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Please self identify as criminals for the authorities.

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