Leaked Mormon Church booklet for leaders claims masturbation turns you gay

avicebenner · December 18, 2017, 3:48pm

oh shit!!! what if masturbating is making me STRAIGHT??? HOLD ON I GOTTA TELL MY BOYFRIENDS

anon50609448 · December 18, 2017, 4:28pm

At this point, literally anything could be true.

boingboing · December 20, 2017, 4:45pm

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