I fought the slaw, and the slaw won.
Lettuce not forget this this type of tragedy happens everywhere!
Okay, right now we really need an ‘unlike’ button…and I’m pushin’ it twice.
The only thing that stops a bad guy with a lettuce is a good guy with a lettuce.
I’m just glad nobody got kaled.
Being on the receiving end of that kind of violence can leave you chard for life.
You don’t have to like these puns, but you could at least be nicoise about it.
She was obviously not properly trained in how to defend herself…
The shooter is now in custody.
Nothing to say actually, endive got to go now.
Could have been worse.
The severity of this sentence suggests that his remark that he threw an iceberg at her got misinterpreted.
This is a salad situation for everyone involved. We can only hope that the attacker turns over a new leaf and romaines a law-abiding person.
Je vinaigrette rien!
So this is how Beschizza earns his celery.
He tossed his mother’s salad. Yeah, that doesn’t sound creepy at all.
It’s not rocket science.