Lettuce attack leads to charges


#1

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#2

I fought the slaw, and the slaw won.


#3

Lettuce not forget this this type of tragedy happens everywhere!


#4

Okay, right now we really need an ‘unlike’ button…and I’m pushin’ it twice.

Twice.


#5

The only thing that stops a bad guy with a lettuce is a good guy with a lettuce.


#6

I’m just glad nobody got kaled.


#7

Is his name Zontar?


#8

Being on the receiving end of that kind of violence can leave you chard for life.


#9

You don’t have to like these puns, but you could at least be nicoise about it.


#10

She was obviously not properly trained in how to defend herself…


#11

The shooter is now in custody.


#12

Nothing to say actually, endive got to go now.


#13

Could have been worse.


#14

The severity of this sentence suggests that his remark that he threw an iceberg at her got misinterpreted.


#15

Gaaaaaaah!!!


#16

This is a salad situation for everyone involved. We can only hope that the attacker turns over a new leaf and romaines a law-abiding person.


#17

Je vinaigrette rien!


#18

So this is how Beschizza earns his celery.


#19

He tossed his mother’s salad. Yeah, that doesn’t sound creepy at all.


#20

It’s not rocket science.