The whole “false bottom” was a turn off for me.
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Is this one of the times when it’s okay to just say Whoopsie Doodles!
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Speaking of dicks:
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[ETA: this reminds me of how MLB relief pitcher John Rocker made his comment about “riding the subway in NY with some kid with purple hair” and it inspired the TV show “Eastbound and Down.”]
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I welcome our new large penised bare assed rainbow colored sex simulating monkey overlords.
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This sounds like a great performance piece. I can’t wait!
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They were there, but your attention was focussed on something else.
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… I seem to recall seeing pictures of that group, it was… surreal.
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Germany, and Europe in general (but especially Germany), has a WAY less prudish view of nudity than America.
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Man, I know it’s been a tough life since furry cons have been eased back, but they’re coming back folks, you don’t have to go to extremes! 
Seriously though, this looks like something my set would wear, not something that needs to be at a summer reading event. I mean, I just got a personal pan pizza at my summer reading growing up, so I kinda think I got ripped off if this is what happens now.
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That was really goddamn funny, thanks.
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May those kids grow up to be much more interesting humans than their parents.
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You mean it would be a turn on if he were a “real bottom”?
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It was OK when when Fox aired this particular ‘theme’ on The Simpsons.
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soooo did the monkey get a spanking for this?
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Thousands of fanciful rainbow dildos to choose from, and they decide that a moderately realistic “flesh” color was their best option? Am disappoint.
(NSFW, duh) (ETA: not an affiliate link 
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I would have loved to know how many pride dildos your comment sells.
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(The bbs boingifies amazon links automatically. Such magical times we live in.)
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