A very non-judgmental post & comment section. A complete turnaround from the nasty attitudes one D. Cameron gets when he tries to innovate in the field of up-and-cumming organic porcine pleasure machines.
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Innovate? He was just obeying his Satanic masters.
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Do not stick wires in your ears! Ugh! Perforated eardrum and horrid infection coming right up.
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That’s what the U-shaped version is for. With bend diameter of 3-5 mm it is not sharp enough to do any damage.
I never had problems even with the less safe way. But then, I am rather slow and neurosurgeon-grade sensitive when it comes to using such tools.
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" it will give you one of the best orgasms of your life"
(looks in pants, sighs)
No. No, it won’t.
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what a wonderful lifehack, amazing what one can do with a product designed for epidermal vacuuming.
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Actually, by the looks of your avatar, I’m guessing you’ve already found the masculine version.
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One day I was home alone, saw my wife’s Magic Wand, turned it on, put it on the little guy and thought, “I wonder if this thing works on guyUNGHHHHHHOHMYGODTHATSWHATANORGASMISSUPPOSEDTOFEELLIKE”
OK, so it wasn’t that quick, but that notion that guys have a super-awesome orgasm every time…nope. Sorry, ladies.
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There is, it’s called the Venus2000 and it’s made by the same people who make the official Sybian.
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I heard it sucks.
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That’s funny, a lot of reviews say it blows.
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That´s the great thing about these multi-purpose devices. I use it to get rid of belly button lint.
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Usually known as a bobby pin.
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Was this it?
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That thing looks like it’s pretty good at giving head. Or rather, taking it.
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Does it blend?
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Masturbation: the original “lifehack.”
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As already said, japan makes some good male toys. Google Tenga Fliphole.
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But I’m still kinda adequate… right baby?
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