Nobody wants a push-button orgasm

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Certainly there could be no unforeseen downside to that!

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Yeah, the Tasp was the first place my brain went when I read this. What could possibly go wrong?

Well, they could always try to use the technology in schoolsā€¦

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We men already have a pushbutton orgasm. Itā€™s the women who are confusing.

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Thereā€™s a French an Italian erotic (read: pornographic) graphic novel by Manara called Le DĆ©clic, all about a similar concept. A woman has device implanted in her brain that can be controlled remotely, which when activated stimulates her libido. It goes to eleven.

As long as I donā€™t need to be partly consumed by flesh eating plants firstā€¦

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Is this up on Kickstarter or what?

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Sez you.

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Itā€™s the journey, not the destination.

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Iā€™m wondering if it would balance out, the time saved being able to have one instantly instead of it taking a while to do it the old-fashioned way, versus the loss of productivity from sitting around pushing the button because itā€™s so easy.

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I would sign up in a heartbeat. Iā€™m trans, and while my surgery was good and my surgeon great, my body healed in strange ways, and has lead to me being almost unable to orgasm. So it would be a HUGE upgrade from ā€˜unableā€™ to ā€˜at the push of a buttonā€™.

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Iā€™d describe men as having a pull-cord rather than a button.

And like a lawnmower, takes quite a few pulls to start.

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This myth needs to die a quick and painful death.

Iā€™ve done it. Iā€™m not proud of that. And there are times Iā€™ve ejaculated, and Iā€™ve done everything I can to make it seem like I enjoyed it more than I really did. Sometimes Iā€™ve faked myself out into thinking I really had one. Itā€™s possible to ejaculate and not have that moment. Or not to have much of a sensation other than, ā€œOkay, that felt nice,ā€ and then sell it as being a mindblowing event.

Iā€™m guessing a lot of guys have just never had a genuinely mindblowing one, so they just donā€™t know. Or something.

As far as a pushbutton orgasm goesā€¦I dunno, getting things implanted in your spine seems a little more extreme than
a Magic Wand.

(yā€™know, I probably shouldnā€™t post this under my real name, but what the hay.)

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Itā€™s actually Italian.

I wonā€™t say whether or not I had a copy as a kid, in Italy.

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For ladies, I could see this managing to happily incorporate both. Thereā€™s a lot of times that my husband and I start the journey together, but he arrives at the destination long before I arrive or my trip is abruptly canceled because heā€™s already arrived ahead of me.

This could make it so that when his plane is putting down the landing gear, I can hit the button and we can glide onto the tarmac together instead of him having already headed off to the baggage claim while Iā€™m still strapped in the seat circling the runway.

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Corrected! I may or may not have read a copy in French that my dad may or may not have had, when I may or may not have been a kid too. I may or may not have enjoyed it.

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Perhaps you need some guidance to find their button?

The classic:

http://youtu.be/rZmnqY5iJUg

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