One if by land, two if by orifice you never before realized could be used for sexual stimulation.
Today is a good day to quote Marx and Engels.
Pedant alert:
Vulva hats, please. If they were vagina hats you wouldn’t be able to see them, and in fact you probably wouldn’t want to.
Sorry. Good point. 
PLENTY AVAILABLE AT HOBBY LOBBY YOU GUYS! SRSLY! WE HAVE SO MANY CRAFT SUPPLIES!
Sitting at the Resolute desk and with constant interruptions from the baying mobs beyond the White House lawn hurling Molotov cocktails Trump could only mutter repeatedly to himself “I was a success, I was popular”, while downing another of his dwindling supply of black-market Xanax. That too would cease to be a problem in short order, he thought, as he reaches into a drawer and an unusually small hand gropes for the D.T. engraved grip of a cheap, gold-plated revolver…
Good Heavens, no need to apologise! Especially as the hats I’ve seen so far look more like uteruses.
Isn’t this what a vagina hat looks like?
Pretty sure this is not what she signed up for.
That’s because Republicans have full time jobs during the day.
I KEED! I KEED!
Though really, not surprising because Obama not only had more popular support, it was a historic occasion.
Simply put, being the first orange President just isn’t as important.
It’s not all bad news today.
The uterus version should be a ski mask. 
I originally typed a longer reply explaining my thought process. But it struck me as more mansplaining and #notallmen BS.
So I thought instead I would just apologize and then stop talking. No excuses. No last dig.
Trying to model for others here that apologizing for a mistake isn’t so bad.
Scalzi made a post that comes to mind.
you know what, if I’m going to resist for the next four years, I’m gonna have fun doing it. I mean, come on: Thumping on racists and bigots and greedy assholes, and shoving sticks into the spokes of their shitty little plans? That’s holy work, that is, and I’m going to enjoy every minute of it. Opposing Trump and his pals is serious business, but I think if you can approach the work with some joy, it will help. I’m going to take pleasure in sticking up for my country. I hope you will, too.
Kid all you want, but I think a sizable chunk of his supporters decided to support him because they ain’t got no jobs. No educations, neither.
Nice Camaros up on blocks in their front yards, though.
And with that the thread is derailed and my work here is done.
