Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/07/25/lightsaber-pizza-cutter.html
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On one hand that cutting wheel is small, and that generally means harder to use. On the other hand, it has a light saber hilt for the handle.
I am really torn.
(On the third hand it would just sit in a drawer taking up space because I almost always use a large cutting board and a chefs knife to cut pizza.)
With the blastshield down I can’t see the pizza.
That’s no moon! It’s a pepperoni!!!
And so on.
FINALLY somebody else who knows how to cut pizza properly!!
It’s from Chicago! It’s too thick to pick up!
Use the fork, Luke.
Pfft, a khyber crystal? Check out my Qixoni crystal.
I traded a travel visa to a shady trader for it, and maan is it bad ass.
Not enough credits for the Krayt Dragon pearl, huh?
Your father’s pizza cutter: this is the kitchen tool of a Jedi Knight. Not as clumsy or random as a blaster. An elegant cutter… for a more civilized age.
The smaller the wheel, the more force (no, not The Force, but f=ma force) is concentrated in a smaller area, making it easier to cut a given pizza. Unless, and this is important, your pizza is thicker than the radius, in which case larger is better. Still, I agree, it looks too small for the handle proportionally-wise.
Pfft, do you even know where those “pearls” come from? A cloaca. Which is also a butt.
edit: oh…I just got that. Sorry.
An elegant pizza cutter, for a more civilized age.
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