Originally published at: Lincoln Project brutally trolls Donald Trump as a Broken Man: "limp, old, tired, impotent..." (video) - Boing Boing
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The word “impotent” is definitely going to trigger him. Gangsters can’t countenance having their virility questioned or mocked.
Just to drive him a little bit crazy, I took to referring to him as a “short-fingered vulgarian” in the pages of Spy magazine. That was more than a quarter of a century ago. To this day, I receive the occasional envelope from Trump. There is always a photo of him—generally a tear sheet from a magazine. On all of them he has circled his hand in gold Sharpie in a valiant effort to highlight the length of his fingers.
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In recent videos, it’s clear his hands are shrinking.
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Because of course he was more offended by the “short fingered” part than the “vulgarian” part.
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“Short fingered” was the only part he understood.
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He’s never even been to Vulgaria!
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He certainly didn’t watch any golden showers in Vulgaria.
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Ooh! Ooh! I know where Vulgaria is! It’s bordered by Gauchia, Barbaria, Ignobilia, and Uncouthistan (the westernmost of the Stan countries). The five comprise the lesser-known Lower Countries.
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