Lions eat poachers

Hey! Poachers! Leave those kits alone.

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Get out of my head!

Also…

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Three men? Maybe the lions mistook the poachers for these dudes, and wanted payback.

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I love the look on the lion’s face as they saunter away with their wildebeest haunch: “Those apes are crazy!”

Never thought I’d say this of scavengers, but those three guys have insane levels of courage.

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Ok let’s have a moment of silence…
Ok now continue laughing.

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Can we assume that Andy Serkis in green suit will play the chief lionness?

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Fade to credits with:
:musical_score: Did you ever know that you’re my hero, and everything I’d like to be. I could fly higher than an eagle, 'cause you are the wind beneath my wings

lion-king-ed-the-hyena

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Nah, do it old school, “Incredible Journey” style^, real animals doing real things in front of the camera.

^ (The 1963 version, not the crappy 1993 remake with talking animals)

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No animals were harmed while making this film.
Lots of actors were.

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I told my 9 year old about the eaten poachers. His first and only word in reply: Karma.

Yep.

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