Listen to recording of medics looking for Johnny Depp's fingertip

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Don’t. No need to give the Daily Mail any clicks.

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So he gave her the finger? Asking for, oh well, me…

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If he’s a finger picking guitarist, 7 in 8 chance that this affected his playing. If he uses a pick, odds improve to 5 in 8.

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I guess it was a lucky thing for Depp that it was just a vodka bottle and not a Sling Blade.

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Who here hasn’t gotten in a fight with a spouse, lost part of a finger, and then written things on the wall in your own blood? I can’t even count the number of times that’s happened to me on one hand. Anymore.

Never forget, the stars are just like you and me, except extremely wealthy and to one degree or another excitable because of it.

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Yeah. No.

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well, the writing was on the wall after all…

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This is the movie Heard and Thornton (and Depp) were filming.
I thought it was pretty good, even clever, though it got panned.

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I once cut the tip of my finger off on a brandy snifter. This is just some next-level shit.

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Was this the conversation that started it all?

AH: Your not a star anymore Johnny
JD: But we just made a film together.
AH: You didn’t even get a title card in the trailer like Billy Bob did.

Things start flying or smashing into walls.

I like your Depp- ricated humor!
I’ll see myself out.

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