Friends of mine used a dead microwave as a breadbox. Their 2-year-old couldn’t figure out how to open it.
(Unlike this idiot, of course, whose kids probably knew how to use a microwave, but he probably hadn’t taught them how to use an oven.)
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I like the section of The Federalist Papers where Hamton and Monroe debate whether to include the 2nd Amendment’s Dipshit Clause.
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I made a small correction.
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Is it possible that this guy just had a better plan than Oscar Pistorius for breaking up with his girlfriend?
“Hey Hon, feel like making some cookies?” (twirls moustache)
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Sending my thoughts and prayers his way. That’ll help right?
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