A gun safe. They’re not overly expensive. They’re secure and designed for the job. If you’re gonna have guns, have a gun safe for instances like this.
Commonsense sold separately I guess.
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Maybe the oven was being bullied.
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Ovens can be hotheads.
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“The heat is what made the bullets explode, Mackey explained.”
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. . . No shit, Sherlock.
Darwin Awards go to people who remove their genes from the pool.
Doesn’t apply to this father who hasn’t even deballed himself.
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You’re a Cali gal now eh? But ever spend any significant amount of time in Az? I’ve got relatives there, and I can guarantee you that there are a lot of fun places that make Florida look good.
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It’s weird than in the US you can own a gun without having a gun safe. In Europe (or at least in Poland) the police checks if you have correctly installed gun safe before you can get a gun permit. There are also other requirements, like passing psychological tests.
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Silly gentleman. This is why we have microwaves.
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Inevitably…
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Was the gun OK?
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There are probably more efficient ways to destroy a glock and a microwave but probably not more entertaining ones.
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Any red blooded patriot would proudly take a few freedom holes to, if only for a moment, hold back the tide of TYRANNY!
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That’s so they’ll know who to come for first!
Enjoy your socialist TYRANNY!
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…underwear.
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Buns not guns!
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We talk so much about good guys with guns vs bad guys with guns, but not enough about dumb guys with guns.
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That has to be the first time I’ve seen “it keeps the microwave from heating up enough” as someone’s only reason for not entirely defeating the RF shielding.
I’d also be a trifle jumpy about the fact that some cavity magnetrons use beryllium oxide as an insulator(excellent thermal conductivity) a material abundantly not worth liberating into a more inhaleable form.
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Hmmm. I always thought the term was disemballed. I stand corrected.
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