Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/08/29/look-at-this-speed-eating-cham.html
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How does one decide that they’re going to get good at something like this? Do they just wake up one morning with the urge to start guzzling down mayo?
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Bring me…a bucket.
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Thanks, but no thanks.
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My god… I could feel waves of nausea just reading the headline.
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Calling the Mayo Clinic in 5 . . . 4 . . . 3 . . .
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I regret that I have but one li[k]e to give for [your] co[mment].
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I accidentally won a Skyline chili coney dog eating contest in college (guy I was supposed to judge [ie didn’t shove any into his pockets] didn’t show up, so I had to fill his slot and just ate faster than everyone else… shrug). This seems far more disgusting. Did she have to keep it down for a certain number of minutes? I’m not going to watch. I have a weak stomach… =`M
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Just because you can do something, doesn’t mean you should.
Do Guinness World Record holders get a discount coupon for Guinness stout or something? Because I see no benefit owning this particular record, I think even if you brought it up at a party people would slowly back away from you and avoid you for the rest of the night.
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Very gross, yet still not the most inhumane thing Guinness Book of World Records has been involved in…
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“Welcome, neighbor. Remember, everyone is special in their own little way.”
" Look at this speed eating champ wolf down 3.5 large jars of mayonnaise in 3 minutes"
“Oh…no, no, no, no - not like that. That isn’t what I meant.”
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Other “fun” challenges, drinking a gallon of milk in under 15 minutes and keeping it down for at least an hour. Or here’s one I’ve actually witnessed, eating a stick of butter in two bites and yes these are all gag reflex inducing.
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Winner, winner, chicken dinner?
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So… that happened. I guess this day isn’t a total waste. Did she take the last half jar home for a snack later?
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Furthermore, when you’re living your life and you suddenly have a moment of self-reflection and realize this is what your life has become, how do you say to yourself “nah, I still think this is what I want to do with my life”?
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