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I know she can’t throw up, but do I get some kind of prize if I watch the whole thing and I don’t throw up?
Doubt I’d win it though.
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“Watch… mayo”
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Ewww - mayo is truly Satan’s condiment. I mean a sparse bit of it is ok in some sandwiches, but even the amount most places put on is too much for me. A jar? Big nope.
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While I appreciate your sharing grandma’s all natural laxative recipe; I think I’ll just stop by the drug store.
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Because the divide between Hellman’s and Kraft Miracle Whip lovers is as trenchant as Pepsi vs Coke?
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Truly, the greatest divide of our time! 
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I’m a huge mayo fan and this makes me want to hurl.
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Look at this speed eating champ wolf down 3.5 large jars of mayonnaise in 3 minutes
No.
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CSB
One of my friends in HS had a bottle of liquid smoke in his fridge. We all laughed because of the Simpsons. Someone said “I’d eat that”.
Well, being a bunch of immature HS kids, we scrounged up some waffle mix and caramel, we each threw in a few bucks and bet him $20 he wouldn’t.
We all lost a few bucks that day.
/CSB
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Jesus. No. Stop. Why.
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86.35 oz of mayonnaise in 3 minutes.
That sent me into a fetal position, I will never be right again.
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But will you ever be “right now” again?
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…maaaaan
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No, on a scale of 1 - 10, that was like a 12 of gut wrenching displeasure.
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Doubly for me…re: Hellman’s.
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Finally, a chance to use a GIF of Cameron eating mayonnaise that’s both generally and specifically appropriate!
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