Yet I would be willing to eat a jar of mayo if it meant I didn’t have to eat 3.5 large jars of mayo.
Maybe that’s how she did it? She imagined having to eat 10 jars, and was okay with only eating 3.5? Also, I’m sure picturing loved ones in peril would help too. Just don’t picture the aftereffects of eating 3.5 jars. “Objectionable poop for days” is what comes to my mind.
That bland white substance Americans call mayo is not real mayonnaise.
It’s really easy to do at home and far better. Don’t be fooled !!!
Speed eating is disturbing for me at the best of times, like with noodles or waffles or something. Just a little unsettling.
But something about the texture and oily tanginess of mayo, being shoveled in by the spoonful until your stomach is just a giant mayo jar… 
I have watched speed eating videos in the past. I think I will skip this one.
Having once drunk a large glass of olive oil on a dare, I expect she spent a large amount of the next day sitting down on a rather cold throne. That much emulsified oil will wreak havoc on your insides!
That makes colonoscopy prep seem preferable and that was so so so so much pooping.
Also salty gatorade flavor is probably tastier.
Trying to create a barforama over the internet is a next-level vengeance move.
You couldn’t pay me to watch this video. Actually, and I’m being completely honest, I might for $300. No less.
no mark i will not look. you’re not my real dad, you can’t make me
The only way this could be better is if halfway into the record breaking attempt some mayonnaise went wrong way and started coming out of her nose, yet she would continue consumption with that determined expression she had in the video.
“Look at this speed eating champ wolf down 3.5 large jars of mayonnaise in 3 minutes”
NO.
Is there life after a career in porn? Apparently not.
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