Originally published at: Lost boy, 3, found safe after two days alone in rural Montana where mountain lions and bears roam and severe thunderstorms raged | Boing Boing
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now that’s a free-range kid!
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I hope he remembers this as an adventure, rather than a trauma.
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Born on a mountain top in Tennessee,
Greenest state in the land of the free.
Raised in the woods so’s he knew every tree,
Killed him a bear when he was only three.
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After reading a lot of the “Missing 411” books, there’s only one logical reason why the boy is still alive… Bigfoot.
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Ah, the days of my youth, when I could hop on a bicycle and ride for miles out into the country…
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This feels like the start of a Brothers Grimm’s tale.
The kid is a changeling.
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i swear those are the biggest eyes i’ve ever seen on a human. he’s got his party story set for life now:
“…did i ever tell you the story of how i got lost in the woods for two days when i was…?”
everyone else: WE KNOW
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Probably the bears and mountain lions just thought he was a doll.
Jokes aside, I do hope he isn’t traumatized.
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Ryker cannot be defeated.
He does have a sort of feral child expression in that photo.
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That kid has seen some sh*t.
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I was about 3 years old when I too decided to go for a walk and ran off from my parents and ended up about a mile down a dirt road.
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