Lumberjack cake: tartan batter?

it is how you make modern chocolate (i.e. not the stuff you would have got a thousand years ago). lemme go find a video…

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you are not allowed to leave.

#We have baking to do.

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O M G

I love you.

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they take like 20+ hours to break down the cacao, but they just keep running and running…
when i have too much time on my hands i am gonna break out a few grindstones like they did a couple centuries ago and make a massive one.

(i am looking for pictures :D)

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I am youtubing up videos now. I have a new dream. Can I include lumberjack axes in my new dream?

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Honey, you can have X axes if you want them.

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Y axis?

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You need to build this thing.

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You kill me. I just got this as an early present.

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Yeah, this is not value-added for me. You enjoyed reading and learning stuff from the posters here but won’t do more than tease about any aspect of the cake in question. No detail is small enough to reveal. Nope, we’ll have to pay $18 if we want to learn anything about how you did it. No thanks.

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For $18 I expect some actual cake.

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Here’s a guide to doing it without the dividers (just a simple two colour one): http://www.fauziaskitchenfun.com/how-to-assemble-a-checkerboard-cake-without-the-special-pans
More colours by having more layers is straightforward: http://www.netmums.com/recipes/rainbow-checkerboard-cake
The plaid is an impressive step up though.

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Missing: Sugar hipster frames and earplugs, mooncake logging truck staged idling in rafters or as chandalier, BNR paperwork screened napkins, lighting and mist machine, maybe 72 hours test and staging if someone wanted that. May as well collect placards: Ballroom A: Bat Mitzvah B: 3D Printer for Ballroom A

4 cutting π

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