The Protestant reformer Martin Luther thought that there would be dogs and cats in heaven. That was 500 years ago. I suspect that was based on the belief that our pets were capable of feeling and showing love.
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My version of heaven is nothing like what formal religion describes it as.
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Nightmare fuel. Goodbye sleep tonight.
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Of course if all animals go to heaven, than there will be proportionally more short lived animals than long lived ones. So the place is overrun with mayflies.
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How the fuck would she know?
I bet she didn’t mention that you gotta die first.
Hmmm… I wonder what would happen if someone actually made such an app:
Ding! “Your critter is ready! Please kill yourself now, before you lose your place in line!”
Hey, it was @frauenfelder’s idea!
ETA:
Since suicide is supposed to be a big no-no, pterodactyl rides or no, looks like this will be the result:
Welcome to Hell!
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Ly-enz 'n tigger’s 'n bare’s. OH MY!.
He would look better in Mando armor.
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Everyone is trying to get to the bar
The name of the bar, the bar is called Heaven
The band in Heaven, they play my favorite song
They play it once again, they play it all night long
Heaven (Heaven) is a place
A place where nothing
Nothing ever happens
Heaven (Heaven)
Heaven is a place
A place where nothing
Nothing ever happens
There is a party, everyone is there
Everyone will leave at exactly the same time
It’s hard to imagine that nothing at all
Could be so exciting, could be so much fun.
–Talking Heads
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