Magical ring turns your arm into a track pad

Hmmm. Trackpads are mushy enough at the best of times. I really have trouble imagining a decent use for this/.

What happens when someone asks: How can we make a gadget even more useless, complicated and expensive that the smart watch?

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C’mon, guys, this is totally awesome. Consider how much further back you’re going to be able to pull the Angry Birds slingshot! It’s a whole new game.

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Does it work on dicks? I’m asking for a friend.

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Dicks, Richards, Williams, Peters…what’s in a name?

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Now instead of just carpal tunnel, you’ll get rashes, blisters, and finally calluses on your forearm.

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How long till a full size keyboard?

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I can’t explain why this is unsettling. It just reminds me of the Borg.

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Based on this comment…

I doubt that.
:smiley:

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I think the term you’re looking for is “joystick.”

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So, it’s basically an invisible Nintendo Glove.

Requires “Smart Cock-Ring.”

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That depends. How many pizzas can you eat a day?

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“Plug and play technology.”

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Perfect for “first-person shooters”

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Depends on the dick. Not really Philip Marlowe’s style, but i can see Dick Tracy using it if his wristwatch ever gets updated.

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I’m sure they’ll work out the kinks but the lag time in that gif is driving me nuts.

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It’s called a “DickBit,” sir. Oh, too large? Don’t worry, sir, it will ride up with wear.

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