"Magnetized" nurse's demonstration of metal key sticking to her because of vaccine backfires

If anyone can explain this that would be great.

Short version or long version?

Long version: Aluminium is not a magnetic material so whatever was sticking that aluminium key to your chest, it was not magnetism. It was in fact adhesion merely due to the sweat and natural oils on your skin. But I know I’ve already used too many words for your limited brain to follow, so here’s the short version.

Short version: YOU ARE AN UTTER FUCKWIT!

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LOL

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Just one question:

fucking magnets GIF by hero0fwar

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Demonic possession?

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magnets ! not defined by ’ old fashioned ’ classical physics ! still , only first year college math , string theory not needed at this level , slight familiarity with quantum mechanics basics is recommended , but only a little bit !!
of course , a deeper dive will take much more math and quantum weirdness comfortability ;
https://www.feynmanlectures.caltech.edu/II_34.html
( did i post this 20 times yesterday ?? or was it 42 times ? )
( are whippets magnetic ?? i do seem drawn to them ! )
< edit > ( seems like maybe it was 2 days ago when i posted this feynman lecture many , many , many times https://bbs.boingboing.net/t/watch-anti-vaccine-crank-tells-public-meeting-that-vaccines-cause-cutlery-to-stick-to-your-head/ )

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A simpler proof: magnets stick to magnets, right? So how come you try slapping a little neomodium magnet to your skin, it falls off?

Is it repelled by the stupidness?

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Does she float? Has she turned anybody into a newt lately?

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Uh, duh…

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I didn’t expect to lol this early without a full cup of coffee in me yet.
Star Trek Applause GIF

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amy poehler smiling GIF

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The funny thing is, the woman in the back is wearing a shirt that says “Yes on HB 248” (House Bill 248 | The Ohio Legislature) which is the bill the woman in the video is trying to support with her magnetic charms.

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I have a magnetic personality, does that count?

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“It sticks to my neck too” is the “Stop resisting!” of the paranormal world.

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Based on how she began presenting her “findings”, it seems she spent a lot of time researching:

I just found out something when I was on lunch

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Back in college, friends of mine and I used to do the old Gonzo the Great “Spoon Hanging” thing, where we’d (obviously enough, I suppose) hang spoons from our noses. Can anyone explain that?

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I’ve been trying to stick one of those aluminium keys to my MRI machine and it just keeps falling off. Now, a good old fashioned steel key sticks to the door to the room, let alone the magnet. So this nurse must be way magnetic. I suggest someone throws a box of nails in the air and we see which way they fly.

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Me too! Of course living near Boston it seems like I’m the only north in a sea of southies :slight_smile:

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Max Eisenhardt was not available for comment.

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Also, Ernest must have gotten the vaccine:

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