Uh-oh. Somebody is vaccinating raw meat, as scientifically proven with magnet at Walmart (video)

[Carla_Sinclair]

Originally published at: Uh-oh. Somebody is vaccinating raw meat, as scientifically proven with magnet at Walmart (video) | Boing Boing

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[anon61221983]

[anon58741709]

[CanadianBeaver]

[jnophoto]

Stop eating meat.
Problem solved. Carry on.

[anon61221983]

Well, but it’s not an actual problem. They’re making shit up…

[jnophoto]

oh, you sure its not because beef steaks are a good source of… iron???

[fredtal]

They are only doing it in Florida, part of the plan to cure the “Florida Man” disease.

[anon61221983]

[jnophoto]

I am also befuddled by the science.

[anon61221983]

[BakaNeko]

[jnophoto]

Throw a little vitamin E in there, then we have achieved

or not, I failed chemistry and magnets

[MadLibrarian]

Fuckin’ magnets, how do they work??

[RickMycroft]

But is it so magnetic that it can make brass keys cling to it?

[snigs]

That was my thought, that she thought the X-Men movies were documentaries.

[Shuck]

I was impressed with the layers of idiocy around the people who insisted the vaccine had made them magnetic, but this just adds yet more layers.

Thing is, I don’t know whether they were actually serious, or this was intended as a joke. There’s just no way to know, because satire is dead.

[smulder]

@Shuck

satire is dead

[lastchance]

As foretold by Metallica

[oncebce]