I’ve been trying to stick one of those aluminium keys to my MRI machine and it just keeps falling off. Now, a good old fashioned steel key sticks to the door to the room, let alone the magnet. So this nurse must be way magnetic. I suggest someone throws a box of nails in the air and we see which way they fly.
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Me too! Of course living near Boston it seems like I’m the only north in a sea of southies 
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Max Eisenhardt was not available for comment.
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Also, Ernest must have gotten the vaccine:
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Can’t get the vimeo or tiktok links to embed, but I love this video of on of her peers rubbing talc on his skin, realising his hypothesis is wrong, and accepting it. Science!
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The level of magnetism in a magnet vs. that nurse? Well, let’s just say they are poles apart.
As long as you never reverse the polarity.
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Let us apply science.
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I’m reverse’n the polarity, Right Now!
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It’s all keyfabe.
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This is so ridiculous.
Obviously the vaccine doesn’t create magnetic fields in the human body because that would interfere with the secret tracking microchips.
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tequilla ??
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Unfortunately, I don’t think consistency is the least bit important for these stories. The important thing is that the vaccines are evil, and anything that supports that is true, contradictory or not.
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It depends. Will you stick to her neck?
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I met the people who were saying that metal objects now stuck to them because of their vaccines and gave them a whole recruitment speech about how they were the next stage in evolution, but once I said the word “evolution,” they looked at me doubtfully.
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"Professor X had also arrived, I noticed, animated by the same hope that had first motivated me, and he watched the proceedings with the same growing disdain.
I said, “Chuck, maybe you can do something with them?” but Professor X said he had seen what was in their minds and would pass."
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Getting cutlery to stick to you is easy: You just have to apply it pointy-end first.
She should try that.
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Wow. “Enact Vaccine Choice and Anti-Discrimination Act”
Sixteen idiot state congresspeople co-sponsored the bill.
These are the end times.
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