Not sure who would be a better Ripley — Aughra or Deet. I’d pay money to see either.
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Muppets Requiem for a Dream
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Clue: keep Tim Curry.
(I debated Tim Curry and Madeline Kahn, but Tim’s role needs the contrast, and every one of these I have seen is “keep Tim Curry”, regardless of the movie. OTOH, Tim Curry basically is a muppet – in the best sense! – so I suppose you could keep both. Or keep Michael McKean and Tim Curry. ).
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Legend, but keep Tim Curry.
That may make it a Dark Crystal movie but WTF, eh?
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BTW, people, don’t forget Farscape when seeking Muppet characters.
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Pepé the Prawn would make a good sandworm:
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Poltergeist
Keep Oliver Robins as the possessed clown doll. Kermit as Steve Freeling, Piggy as Diane Freeling, either Gonzo or Janice as Tangina, Scooter as Carol Anne.
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“Your mother sock puppets in Hell, wokka wokka wokka!!”
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For that role I think we need a muppet known for his voracious appetite.
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The Green Muppet
The Green Mile remake
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Needs more likes
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Buckaroo Banzai, keep Jeff Goldblum
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Okay, can’t sleep and clearly have thought of this way too much. In proper Muppet-gag fashion
Mr Boddy -> Scooter
Mrs White -> Miss Piggy
Miss Scarlet -> Animal (there are reasons. Roll with it).
Colonel Mustard -> Fozzy
Professor Plum -> Gonzo
Mr Green -> Kermit
Yvette -> Janice
Cook -> The Swedish Chef
Singing Telegram Girl -> Camilla
Cop Informat -> Rizzo (get it?)
Traveller/Stranded Motorist -> Oscar the Grouch
Evangelist/Police Chief -> Sam the Eagle
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