Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/09/21/mama-bear-plops-her-cubs-in-a.html
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Are they going to Wally World?
Good thing the keys were not in the car!
The real question: Do bears sht on leather upholstery?
As the Magic 8 Ball Says: All signs point to “YES”
The modern bear loves her Portable Cave™.
This is almost trash panda level stuff…with a side of massive hunting omnivore.
Glob help us all when they start building castles.
Smarter than the average bear.
No small feat for a human family either.
It has that new bear smell.
Probably searching for loose cheerios and french fries between the seats.
Time to start locking the doors.
Just be thankful bears don’t have opposable thumbs or can sit upright. If it were monkeys, that minivan would be half way to NYC before the owners realized it.
Come children, our pilgrimage is to Disneyland, a land overflowing with garbage!
Black bears are the best. Though beets and Battlestar Galactica are a close 2nd and 3rd.
Wouldn’t Driving While Bear be a problem?
Look, if a bear can figure out how to open the door of a minivan and get her cubs seated for a ride, I don’t think it’s too much to ask that she be able to take those kids of hers on a cross-country roadtrip to Disneyland.
And endure 3000+ miles of “Are we there yet?” in bear-speak? Disney World (and Islands of Adventure) are only one third of the distance.
And no McDonald’s. Mama bear packed sandwiches.
Where to shop…where to shop…oh, yeah:
I hope they are not going to:
From the video, probably Driving while Black Bear might be. Dunno about other flavors of bear.
Whenever my young son asked, “are we there yet?” I answered, “yes. Get out and walk.”