Mama bear plops her cubs in a minivan in the hopes of a roadtrip

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/09/21/mama-bear-plops-her-cubs-in-a.html

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Are they going to Wally World?

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Good thing the keys were not in the car!

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The real question: Do bears sht on leather upholstery?

As the Magic 8 Ball Says: All signs point to “YES”

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The modern bear loves her Portable Cave™.

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This is almost trash panda level stuff…with a side of massive hunting omnivore.

Glob help us all when they start building castles.

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Smarter than the average bear.

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No small feat for a human family either.

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It has that new bear smell.

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Probably searching for loose cheerios and french fries between the seats.

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Time to start locking the doors.

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Just be thankful bears don’t have opposable thumbs or can sit upright. If it were monkeys, that minivan would be half way to NYC before the owners realized it.

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Come children, our pilgrimage is to Disneyland, a land overflowing with garbage!

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Black bears are the best. Though beets and Battlestar Galactica are a close 2nd and 3rd.

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Wouldn’t Driving While Bear be a problem?

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Look, if a bear can figure out how to open the door of a minivan and get her cubs seated for a ride, I don’t think it’s too much to ask that she be able to take those kids of hers on a cross-country roadtrip to Disneyland.

And endure 3000+ miles of “Are we there yet?” in bear-speak? Disney World (and Islands of Adventure) are only one third of the distance.

And no McDonald’s. Mama bear packed sandwiches.

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Where to shop…where to shop…oh, yeah:

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I hope they are not going to:

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From the video, probably Driving while Black Bear might be. Dunno about other flavors of bear.

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Whenever my young son asked, “are we there yet?” I answered, “yes. Get out and walk.”

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