Man arrested for stealing bulldozer and running over Biden yard signs

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/10/26/man-arrested-for-stealing-bulldozer-and-running-over-biden-yard-signs.html

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New President of Florida.

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Congratulations, sir?

You won’t have to live under a Biden administration in the state penitentiary!!!

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Stay safe, America. The next week might get a little rough with all the fascists losing their minds.

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Sounds like they should add DUI to the charges, too.

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The smirk of a man awaiting his presidential pardon.

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My dad is from Haines City and his grandfather was one of the town’s founders (both my grandfather and great-grandfather took turns as the municipal judge) so I guess we deserve some blame/credit for the state of the town. It has a mostly lousy history of racial segregation and historically the Black neighborhood is literally the other side of the tracks. While its not completely segregated now, there is still a large intesection between the aptly named Blight’s terrorizing being a political and a racial act.

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Drunk but could still see well enough to steer into the offending signs? Uh-huh.

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The signs are the least of it. He must have caused a great deal of property damage.

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When you’re born with the surname “Blight” I suppose you have a certain image to uphold.

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I feel like this was over kill.

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Somehow I don’t think he can afford a sufficient donation to catch Trump’s interest.

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How can you put a value on the work that he has already done?

FLORIDA MAN! He’s everywhere, he’s everywhere! With apologies to the original Chicken Man. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chickenman_(radio_series)

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Yeah, he’s no Marvin Heemeyer…

BTW, if you have Netflix, they have a documentary called “Tread” about this incident. Very entertaining and disturbing.

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Behold the master race. What a maroon.

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Driving a bulldozer on people’s lawn. Not a controlled construction site. Endangerment, also.

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That’s how one can end up in court. Your feelings are correct. :slightly_smiling_face:

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Does alcohol cause blindness in your reality?

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Say what you will about getting drunk, stealing a bulldozer and plowing over Biden signs through a black neighborhood. He was doing something with purpose. Now, that’s something we can all, um…

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