Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/08/17/man-beats-up-great-white-shark.html
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And they say romance is dead…
Still blows my mind that the convicted rapist, Mike Tyson continues to be featured in entertainment programs including as a comedic figure. Why?
According to the NSW Ambulance, it’s the third shark attack in the area in the last few months.
People have got to stop attacking sharks!
I would do the same thing for my queen! I love you baby!
He’s really ruining the curve for other husbands.
That’s so Australian!
Totally. And please do check out the wonderful Twitter feed of The Life Of Sharks:
Essential information about how Discovery stole their (and other artists) work without attribution and used it for merchandise sales. Scumbags. Which is really annoying as I enjoy a lot of Discovery shows but since hearing about the Tyson thing and this… meh
And dads.
So, these pulp magazine stories were all real!
I read somewhere (most likely here) that you should try to gouge their eyeball out. much easier than throwing a punch underwater. you won’t succeed because they have super-tough eyeballs but it weirds them the fuck out and they bounce instantly.
allegedly.
Man, the last button on that red shirt just refuses to give up no matter the odds.
How small was this great white that it didn’t just take her leg clean off? I mean I’ve heard of great whites taking limbs clean off, or taking giant chunks out instantly, or one quick bite before they realize “Oh. Yuck. That outline wasn’t a seal. WTF did I bite?”. You don’t really hear of great whites biting and holding on. Wonder if it was some other type of shark that just got reported as a great white.
You call that a shark punch? THIS IS A SHARK PUNCH!!
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We just have to step up our game.
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