Originally published at: Shark Conservancy Discovers "very Chunky" Great White | Boing Boing
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Bruce’s tears make the ocean salty.
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Since fish are friends, not food, what does Bruce eat to get so big?
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What do you mean “body shaming”? Only modern humans are strange enough to consider slim to be ideal, being “chubby” is just a sign that he is a good hunter and thus an attractive mate.
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Underwater photographers named Bruce?
Not even room for a small minnow? Perhaps an teenie escargot?
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As is his wont, Bruce changed his mind:
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Terry can get arky!
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