Shark Conservancy Discovers "very Chunky" Great White

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Bruce’s tears make the ocean salty.

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Since fish are friends, not food, what does Bruce eat to get so big?

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You may have noticed that the support group in that movie didn’t mention mammals being off limits.

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What do you mean “body shaming”? Only modern humans are strange enough to consider slim to be ideal, being “chubby” is just a sign that he is a good hunter and thus an attractive mate.

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Underwater photographers named Bruce?

Not even room for a small minnow? Perhaps an teenie escargot?

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Lawd, he comin’!


(if someone wants to swap out cats for sharks, please go ahead :slight_smile: )

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As is his wont, Bruce changed his mind:

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Must be friends with Terry.

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Terry can get arky!

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