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beat me to it. well done!
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Poor shark.
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That’s nothing like a story I saw a while ago. A man has some infection or pain, goes to a doctor, and they find a bit of shark’s tooth in his leg. "I remember, about fifteen years ago a shark brushed me and I felt something, but never thought about it after’. ( I’m paraphrasing).
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Couldn’t reach the chewy center of the hors d’oeuvre, and lost some teeth! 
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No real loss there. Sharks have what amounts to a slow conveyor belt of new teeth replacing the old ones.
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Whew! I can stop picturing Grandma or Grandpa shark…
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The guy’s just lucky he didn’t see the same fate the corrupt sheriff did in the story of Reggae Shark.
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A moment’s pause to recognize the name this man’s parents gave him: Daniel McDaniel
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Thus proving that you can’t have your kayak and eat it
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Therefore, I believe we can assume the shark is named Sharky McSharkface.
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Do do de-do-do-do do do
Do do do de-do-do-do do do
Do do do de-do-do-do do do
You’re welcome
#SorryNotSorry
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No worries, my Laughter Yoga teacher plays this song at least once a week, so I’m used to it! 
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When anyone watches me do any kind of yoga, it automatically becomes Laughter Yoga
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See, this is why my favorite thing about Laughter Yoga is that there aren’t any poses. 
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