Man called 911 to report drunk driver – who happened to be himself


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Usually the cry for help isn’t so literal, but good on him I guess.


“You guys gotta get here quick, there’s trees and houses all over the road, swerving left and right!


“However … in this particular incident, nobody was hurt, so we couldn’t help but LOTO (that means we Laughed Our Tasers Off).”

I checked the article and that’s a legitimate quote. What.


Hey, they’re making progress. It used to be “LOGO”…


If the gentleman’s car was subject to Lock-Out/Tag-Out, perhaps he wouldn’t have been driving it just then.


You couldn’t find a Florida police stop?


Those coppers were in Florida on holiday, just on their way to Disneyland when they decided to stop a drunk driver, just for the hell of it.

Or possibly someone half-arsed the picture.


Tiny Dick Adventures (

Also, why a stock photo of British police officers when this is about something happening in Florida, of all places.)


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