Man critical of decision to site two virtually identical tire shops next to same Taco Bell

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Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/05/15/man-critical-of-decision-to-si.html

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“What I experienced that day was crazy, funny, yet I’m still mad at the asshole who did this,” adds Michael Gearlds.

Is this self-hatred? Those businesses didn’t mistake themselves.

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A quick renaming and it could have been next to Belinda Car Aisle.

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He’s just… cough, tired of their bullshit. He feels like they tread all over him. He hopes his outrage will galvanize public opinion.

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This is predicted by game theory:

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He needs to get a grip.

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He’s under too much pressure.

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I hope he doesn’t go spare.

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I’ll bet he felt kinda deflated at the end of the day.

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tired, even

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I bet he keeps a lower profile now.

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Nothing takes it out of him like having to retread sa-tire.

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I hope he has friends who can patch up his feelings.

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Or at least buy him a jack…and coke.

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Now… wait. Am I missing something about tires, or did you mean he wants to vulcanize public opinion, i.e. harden it by infusing it with brimstone?

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Well folks, we had a good run… :wink:

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Yup, got the two confused.

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Let’s keep the Vulcans out of this.
Do they even have discount tyre retailers?

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Logically, yes.

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Man these jokes are getting a bit tired.

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