Man dead from "atomic wedgie"


What? How was the atomic wedgie responsible for the blunt force trauma and asphyxiation?

Man, you guys have a WAY different definition for atomic wedgie than I do.


I’m guessing what that means is he knocked his dad out with a blow to the head, and then performed the wedgie. The elastic in the waistband pulled his neck back so much that it blocked his airway, and being unconscious he was unable to do anything about it.

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Wikipedia has already declared this to be “not unusual”. Those crazy schoolkids have a rougher school than I thought.

If it resulted in death, it’s not an atomic wedgie, but rather the dreaded Rear Admiral.

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