Man dies of heart attack while burying murdered girlfriend's body

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As Karma goes, not too bad. But I still think he got off easy.

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He did manage to take the secret of his crime to the grave, it probably just didn’t take as long to get there as he expected.

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At a certain age it’s best to hire someone to shovel snow rather than risk a heart attack. A bit more difficult to find someone who’ll dig a grave for your murder victim.

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The trick is to dig a hole while you have your youth, then it’ll be ready for you when you are infirm. Maybe dig a fair number of holes just in case (you never know).

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Your gardening hobby just took on very macabre overtones. :thinking:

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Jack Handey would be proud.

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I’ve been told my raised beds look like graves!

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Digging a grave in your own backyard while the police is looking for her already is a bold move.

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Why didn’t they try couples counseling? Oh, maybe they did…

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It’s just a shame the heart attack didn’t kill him as soon as he started tryin’ to kill her.

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Hollywood will pad it out, somehow.

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Sounds like an Hitchcockian mashup between Rear Window and The Trouble with Harry.

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It’s a shame that karma isn’t a real thing; if it were, people would be really reluctant to get up to no good.

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"But before he could finish the job he was found dead at the scene, "

This suggests that he was still working on the job while Dead, but once he was found he stopped. Awkward outcome.

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They say that an old friend will help you hide a body. I guess he needed an old friend!

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Not too old, though, or they’d have keeled over, too.

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Unfortunate he did not have the heart experience before becoming a murderer.

Didn’t have the cash to rent a backhoe?

waterskiing backhoe GIF

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