Gotta block those CIA mind-control rays somehow.
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I have a tendency to jump to conclusions… but do you think someone could have planted this lab brain with Mandarin characters to insight anti Chinese sentiments?
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Call the White House. The President might want that.
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Ugh, tin foil hats are sooo 20th century. Leave a wad of foil in a glass of distilled water overnight, and drink it in the morning. It’s called “science”, people!
(/s, because of course it’s needed these days)
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Whoever borrowed it to brush up on their 19th-century medicine is such a callous jerk. With phrenologists like that, who needs enemies?
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I was swimming in Lake Michigan
The Mandarin says, “He died as he lived: a paranoid, delusional nut job.”
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the brain is not believed to be human
Why would it be? If one were to find some meat or a bit of bone wrapped up in foil, I really don’t think the first question anyone would ask is, “Is is human!?” (Unless it pretty obviously is a recognizably, uniquely human body part, which this is not.)
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“Finds.” Yeah, right.
Seriously, who would investigate a foil package of uncooked chicken breasts lying on the beach?
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Someone who isn´t affraid of salmonella.
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I’m thinking a passing Mi-go “accidentally” dropped a cylinder.
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