Man has trouble walking on sidewalk that becomes narrower and narrower


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Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/10/08/man-has-trouble-walking-on-sid.html


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#3

Around here some selfish fucker would have parked their SUV across that pavement.


#4

Why? I mean, um, … why?


#5

Because the ground is lava…


#6

It’s like a metaphor for life.


#7

man, i thought MY local sidewalks were too narrow. jeez


#8

All I see is a still. You kids and your newfangled codecs get off my lawn!


#9

And again: The majesty of sport.


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#11

Obligs…

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#12

I’ll try to keep this short, but I was down in Florida one time and the place I was staying was about two miles out of town. I thought I’d walk home that night. Out along the dark road, where I’d been warned not to step off the pavement because alligators. About a mile down the road, the sidewalk ended. I decided not to risk the gators in the dark and walked back to where I could hail a taxi. The person I was staying with told me that they were halfway through building the sidewalk when they realized - nobody walks in Florida and just stopped.


#13

This is probably an analogy to those speed traps, with a cop hidden behind a bush giving a fine for jaywalking to anyone who leaves the sidewalk.


#14

I’ve never understood jaywalking. You’d think that the US being the land of FREEDOM! that you’d be free to cross the road wherever you want.
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#15

You’re never too old to play “The Floor is Made of Lava.”


#16

Just tap everywhere on the screen (carefully avoiding the ads) and eventually something will happen.


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