Drunk Alabama man said the reason why he drove with an AR 15 on his lap is because Florida scares him

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Technically speaking, since he’s moved, he’s no longer Alabama man he’s Florida man. Although, arguably, there’s not much difference.

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So… best of both worlds, sort of?

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Hmmm. My first comment might have made me Pedantic man.

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Whoever sees crazy stuff since moving to Florida should see to it that he does not become crazy stuff seen in Florida.

-Nietzsche with American Characteristics

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** Checks for pendant **

no, not yet

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TBH if he is now in the Florida panhandle, he is really still in Alabama. Panhandle is Baja Alabama. Same general mindset and that is scary.

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Ive heard it expressed as Fuckin Lower Alabama (FLA)

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Never heard that one before (despite living-being trapped-in the northern part of AL) and I will start using that immediately. Thank you! It will replace my old standby of Redneck Riviera.

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20? :thinking:

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I’m fucking terrified of Florida. And this is why (and the cops there scared the shit out of me).

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On the one hand, he’s not wrong. On the other hand, he is an idiot, so…

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