Technically speaking, since he’s moved, he’s no longer Alabama man he’s Florida man. Although, arguably, there’s not much difference.
So… best of both worlds, sort of?
Hmmm. My first comment might have made me Pedantic man.
Whoever sees crazy stuff since moving to Florida should see to it that he does not become crazy stuff seen in Florida.
-Nietzsche with American Characteristics
** Checks for pendant **
no, not yet
TBH if he is now in the Florida panhandle, he is really still in Alabama. Panhandle is Baja Alabama. Same general mindset and that is scary.
Ive heard it expressed as Fuckin Lower Alabama (FLA)
Never heard that one before (despite living-being trapped-in the northern part of AL) and I will start using that immediately. Thank you! It will replace my old standby of Redneck Riviera.
20? 
I’m fucking terrified of Florida. And this is why (and the cops there scared the shit out of me).
On the one hand, he’s not wrong. On the other hand, he is an idiot, so…
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