Man in India who worshipped Trump dies of cardiac arrest after learning POTUS got COVID-19

I think the Hitch may have had something to say about being deified.

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Talk about worshipping false gods…

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Looks more like Fauci.

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Wow, that is some Alanis Morissette irony right there.

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So the cult claims another victim. Not even one subject to his administration. That is true tragedy.

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Bussa Krishna claimed to have become a religious devotee of Trump more than four years ago when Donald magically visited him in a dream.

That’s silly. I remember having a dream of Boba Fett as a kid and it isn’t like I became religious devotee. I… (looks around the room. Eyes dart to shelf one of Boba Fetts, to the Boba Fett pillows.) I mean, you really… (To the second shelf of Boba Fetts, to the Slave 1 shelf) Who would do that… (to the boxes of boxed items, to the helmet shelf).

Oh… oh no… OOHHHNNOOOOOOOO…

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That is way too true to even be funny.

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I suspect that your church has many more adherents that you think it does…

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This has to be the best Darwin award application in the history of the contest.

A dispatch from the universe where the Euthyphro dilemma involved a debate concerning whether the sordid and mediocre is sordid and mediocre just because god wills it; or whether god wills it because it is sordid and mediocre…

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