Those who want to deter adolescents (and, for that matter, anyone else) from being sexually active might have no weapon more effective then having Senator Cruz explain the nether regions.
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Admit it, you’re not sorry.
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Well… You’re right. I’m not.
But I sorta feel like I ought to be. 
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Magnets help your circulation and cure cancer or something! You get a twofer.
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That made me cringe, and I don’t even have lady parts.
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“Do you think it’ll be enough, sir?”
“All we can do now is pray to God that it is, son.”
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Lipstick shaped vag glue was just what was missing from my life. Is there something you need to drink in order the glue to magically unstick with pee but not with blood?
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My husband was like “If he really did have an adhesive that worked like that, there are way better medical uses for it than vagina glue.”
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