Man invents vagina glue for menstruating women to hold in menses, frustratedly explains vaginas to them

Now you’ve made me hear Ted Cruz say “vagina” in my head.

Thanks. Thanks a lot.

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Vagin-on apply directly to the…

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The problem then would be “is the BUN (blood urea nitrogen) enough to slowly dissolve your twat epoxy”?

Also: Kind of sad when some ideas are so shite that it’s semi-believable that an idiotic troll idea could be someone’s genuine offering to the world…

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Sounds like my type of bar.

ETA: Not my type of bar, but somebody’s. I’m not actually a lesbian.

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That’s where babies come from?!? Why didn’t anyone tell me this sooner?

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I’m a fan of either Snapper Trapper or Snatch Patch myself.

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Julianne Moore I can handle. Ted Cruz I can’t. It’s not the word, it’s the person saying it.

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I was going to photoshop his face into the gif but couldn’t bring myself to do it.

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Snapper keeper?

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That could be haunted house room idea…GOP senators and reps projected onto the wall, saying “vagina”.
Ted Cruz, Orrin Hatch, etc.

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Welcome to the The Snatch Hatch Tiki Bar

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The Mensez job board is looking to hire a good "Writter "

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Admitting you have a problem is the first step.

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“We believe the clitoris may be somewhere in this mountainous region.”

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Or perhaps applied to his own foreskin.

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It’s the ‘vapors’!

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I should apply for this. My writting is the wonderful.

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Even his name sounds like a euphemism for vagina

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Bin Laden was the clitoris?

No wonder it took ten years to find him!

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