Simple…
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No. It’s a rational response to an attack on our rights.
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I agree 100%. My post was intended to be a self-deprecating joke, but the serious nature of the topic was not the appropriate context. My apologies. The post has been deleted.
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The subtext of the song is that his wife is happy to have him stuck on an eternal hell ride. She takes the trouble to go hand him a sandwich through the window every day, but never any cash!
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Awesome! I appreciate that. I wish all criticism was accepted in the manner in which it was intended, not as a personal attack, but a request to rethink one’s comment in the context of the conversation. I think we all can step over the line at times (myself included, I’m quite sure) and can be big enough to not jerk our knees when criticized.
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I learned about it at Christmas and thought it was ridiculous. But I did come up with a better name: VagiSeal. 
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Hah! Clever 
Out of pure nosiness, can I ask if the idea was well recieved by the rest of the group?
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Elle-mer’s Labiary Paste?
Beav-o-Stik?
Sorry.
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I learned about it from my brother. He texted me and our two sisters with a link to the FB page. We joked around about it a lot that week, but never spoke about it with extended family.
I was friends with Dan’s two sons while growing up. Their dad has always tried inventing things, including one invention that really took off. This was just his next “big idea.”
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Thanks for indulging me. For what it’s worth, I would never wish this type of internet infamy on anyone. And to your uncle’s credit, you can’t hit a home run if you don’t get up to bat.
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I apologize for the joke i made upthread about his and your family name. The rest of you surely don’t deserve that.
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Thanks. But I’ve heard it all before. Doops. Ooops. Dopes. A coach at my high school called me Dopps-sicle.
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True. I have a feeling he was under the influence of certain herbs when drafting his responses. That’s never a good idea.
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Even the box art / slogan makes no sense.
Control is the Secret. (Good)
Leakage (Bad)
Infection (Bad)
Comfort (Good)
It’s just a list of words with no relation to each other.
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Poon Paste
Clam Clip
Beaver Dam (or Beaver Blocker if you want to continue with the allterative names)
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From the TV ads, I understand there are such things as “heavv days”. This should do the trick.
Specifications:
Breaking strength 30,000lb
Side plate material 3/16" cold rolled steel
Pulley material fully machined solid billet
Pulley diameter 5"
Glad to be of help. #ManSolutions
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(It wasn’t exactly my best limerick.)
