He wanted past this cute girl’s defenses
So he dreamed up a product called Mensez.
“Maybe now I’m a pariah
But once she glues up her vagina,
She will quickly come back to her senses.”
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Fucking vagnets, how do they work?
sorry (not sorry), I couldn’t resist.
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This whole thing is clearly bogus and the concept is idiotic but theoretically, could one design an adhesive on which uric acid or urea acted as a solvent? I don’t know enough about plastics or chemistry to know whether this would be possible.
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My natural cycle is closer to six weeks, but I’m always bleeding for a week or a little longer, heavily for the majority of it. Before I started the pill last time it was a bit out of whack and I never seemed to stop spotting. I wish they would let me take the pill continuously. The monthly breaks are pointless and gross.
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Yep. For the majority of women monthly bleeding isn’t necessary. The only exceptions would be a specific medical need such as overly elevated iron levels.
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I’ve got nothing for the sheer level of stupid going on here.
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“they are the wonderful”
Clearly this is an old dude from “that age”, suffering from dementia.
Who they that won’t let you? (You needn’t answer me, just figure out who your who is.) Insurance is the most common problem; they don’t like having to pay for the extra 4/5 packs a year for continuous. But if you can get a medical reason (dysmenorrhea, endo, chronic anemia) insurance will usually handle the 17/18 a year. Using Planned Parenthood with your insurance is a double or triple win – as a private pay client, that’s funding for PP not subject to whims of criminally gullible politicians; many PPs have onsite dispensaries that will supply 90 day supplies and have no issue with continuous, and PP usually encourages continuous as a best practice, while GPS can be misinformed or even hostile to the practice (or to contraception at all.)
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THE HORROR
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what has happened to the toy industry is happening to more personal things
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Probably better for marketing purposes than my original idea, “The Cockblocker.”
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I’m not American so most of your statements don’t apply to me. It’s more about doctors being resistant to doing anything other than what it says on the pack. I’m sure most women do it occasionally anyway.
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This man is my uncle. No lie.
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He is married with three grown kids. And wealthy.
Your magnet idea will probably sell better then my alternative.
The vagstapler…or the vagzipper…although vagziplock might take off.
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Think a similar thing is actually how they do it in a bunch of places in Africa, only they sew it up. Part of clitorodectomy practices. My aunt works in international health and used to do a lot of training in Africa. It’s horrific to learn about it.
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There once was a poet named Stan
Whose limericks never did scan
In dismay, he cried, “I’m
Quite adept with a rhyme
But if you need somebody who can put the right number of syllables into each line, accented in the proper pattern, I’m sorry to say that I’m not your man.”
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So, were you and other extended family aware of this patent? Or did you learn about it from other sources?
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