Man makes convincing chainsaw noises while cutting cheese

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Cuts the cheese.
*childish sniggering

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The fact it didn’t take him 16 goddamn pulls to start it up ruined my suspension of belief.

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did you choke it? it likes to be choked

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that is really impressive…is he really doing all that with his mouth?

the second video…why? what? and why?

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The amount of real life spit that is now covering that cheese is disturbing to me.

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Not to mention the introductory fingering. It’s now a race against mold.

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Meh. I can make a variety of noises while cutting cheese, some of which could conceivably be mistaken for a chainsaw.

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That’s what I was thinking.

My wife occasionally accuses me of making chainsaw noises while cutting the cheese…

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Gas saws are obsolete… :slightly_smiling_face:

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I’ve used an electric saw and liked it for the small-med work I needed to do. But i had to fall a large pine and needed something larger and more powerful. Probably one of the most dangerous things I’ve done, but I did my homework and it all worked out.

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Pretty sure that’s a woman cutting cheese with a chainsaw

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As a bonus, many of us now want some sausage to go with our cheese.

Is that Cheddar?

A cheddar log would be apropos.

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