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That’s gonna be one buzzed gecko.
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I, too, have drowned in beer and been awoken by a middle aged, bald man blowing on me.
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More evidence that this signage should be more widely displayed:
I had a pre-internet copy from days of yore. I was amazed to see how many versions now exist. This must happen more often than we realize.
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This is so Australia 
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Are we sure this didn’t have an Ozzyman voiceover?
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more likely that the cold beer simply put the the cold-blooded gecko into a sort of hibernation, and the mans manipulation warmed him up til he was ready to move again. perhaps after realizing playing dead wasnt necessary.
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He just liked kissing lizards. Weird fetishes these Australians have.
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'Straya. And Slab. Fuck yeah!
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We can only hope.
If it happened in Florida the headline would surely be different.
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Fortunately it wasn’t a chicken.
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