Man rescued after two days stuck in Chinese restaurant grease vent

If this had been a greased scotsman we’d be seeing a whole different story.

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… may face criminal charges for theft as well as trespassing.
According to CBS, the rescue cost the state nearly $1m

Clearly this man was just squatting in the vent to protect his retirement grease.

They found him when they came to tow his illegally parked sleigh on the roof

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I was expecting a different look.

Two days to get take out, no wonder the restaurant was closed. What are the reviews like?

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From Steven Soderbergh’s 2001 Ocean’s Eleven
Transcript from Script-o-rama , “original” gif from response in Reddit thread, via Google.
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Greaseman - a specialist in the thieving world able to get into small spaces, sometimes covered in, well- grease.

Officer 1- “What’s that smell?”, pinches nose.
Officer 2- Points, “Peeking Duct”

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That’s fucking terrrifying to think that if no one heard him, he might’ve died alone in a dark, disgusting hole with his freedom inches away. That’s the kind of shit that gives me nightmares.

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