Apartment complex evacuated due to man cooking urine


#1

Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2016/07/22/apartment-complex-evacuated-du.html


#2

I bet that the other tenants are pissed off about that.


#3

well, that really puts neighbor issues into perspective.


#4

According to police, it was distilled urine the tenant was using for unspecified medical purposes.

Well, that’s a piss poor excuse for causing such a stink.


#5

gosh, cant alternative medicine stick with things that are a little less disgusting, at least?


#6

Ohhhh MAN! Urine in TROUBLE now!

(Here all week. Try the steaks!)


#7

To be fair, there could be other reasons. That’s only excuse Number One.

They’ve been urinated…

Sorry… marinated

To perfection!


#8

He was just boiling it down to extract the phosphorous.

Jack Shaftoe


#9

It’s funny. I was actually considering doing this experiment myself.

Outside, I’ll grant you…


#10

They called the cops!?! Shit’s about to get renal!


#11

Ah - trying to get rid of some neighbors?


#12

At least that fire had a decent reason compared to a fire that happened a half hour from where I live


#13

A lot.

A lot of neighbors. :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:


#14

Be sure to tell your waiter if there’s any issue, or if you’d like to try the special sauce


#15

I can tell you guys are all dancing around something. Well, don’t waste time; say it diuretically. I’ve got to go.


#16

Urea ly should just let it go.


#17

Calling the cops on him was a wee overreaction.


#18

You’ve goat to be kidd’ney.

Wait. Where am I again?


#19

Haven’t I heard cooking meth smells a lot like cooking piss?


#20

Jeeze, doesn’t he know the local liquor store sells Jim Beam already distilled?

You were supposed to bring canapés to the party, you idiot! ⇐{Can’a’pés…lolz…Get it?)

Check out beautiful Brandy Wine Apartments next time urine town.

They sound golden!

And urine…vited!