Apartment complex evacuated due to man cooking urine

Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2016/07/22/apartment-complex-evacuated-du.html

I bet that the other tenants are pissed off about that.

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well, that really puts neighbor issues into perspective.

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According to police, it was distilled urine the tenant was using for unspecified medical purposes.

Well, that’s a piss poor excuse for causing such a stink.

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gosh, cant alternative medicine stick with things that are a little less disgusting, at least?

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Ohhhh MAN! Urine in TROUBLE now!

(Here all week. Try the steaks!)

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To be fair, there could be other reasons. That’s only excuse Number One.

They’ve been urinated…

Sorry… marinated

To perfection!

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He was just boiling it down to extract the phosphorous.

Jack Shaftoe

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It’s funny. I was actually considering doing this experiment myself.

Outside, I’ll grant you…

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They called the cops!?! Shit’s about to get renal!

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Ah - trying to get rid of some neighbors?

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At least that fire had a decent reason compared to a fire that happened a half hour from where I live

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A lot.

A lot of neighbors. :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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Be sure to tell your waiter if there’s any issue, or if you’d like to try the special sauce

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I can tell you guys are all dancing around something. Well, don’t waste time; say it diuretically. I’ve got to go.

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Urea ly should just let it go.

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Calling the cops on him was a wee overreaction.

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You’ve goat to be kidd’ney.

Wait. Where am I again?

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Haven’t I heard cooking meth smells a lot like cooking piss?

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Jeeze, doesn’t he know the local liquor store sells Jim Beam already distilled?

You were supposed to bring canapés to the party, you idiot! ⇐{Can’a’pés…lolz…Get it?)

Check out beautiful Brandy Wine Apartments next time urine town.

They sound golden!

And urine…vited!

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