Apartment complex evacuated due to man cooking urine

Just call it pee-pee, cuz it is all your’n.

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“I have to admit,” said a neighbour, “he’s a whiz in the kitchen.”

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Came for the WTH? Leaving with silly puns.

You guys are the best!

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Urinetown?

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potassium nitrate production?

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Ha! But how is the song not Go, Freedom, Go? What a missed opportunity.

It’s a callback to an earlier line in the play.

Besides, the rest of the play (especially the first two songs) have enough puns to last a while.

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Oh. Didn’t know Bear Grylls had released a cookbook.

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Probably the real underlying reason. But piss! :cloud_rain:

also: why, exactly, was he doing this? Dare I ask? Dare anyone?

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I’m going to have to check this out.

There are a couple of productions on YouTube, but, as with any show, in person will get you a better experience.

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I have no idea if this is a real thing or just one of those “Look at the wacky foreigners” made-up rubbish but…

http://www.reuters.com/article/us-china-urine-eggs-idUSBRE82S0EE20120329

Holy crap that like 8 seconds from flash to boom that was indeed a big freaking explosion if safe distance is that far away.

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Better to be pissed off than pissed on.

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It’s all a misunderstanding. He was just following the time-honoured advice for cooking kidneys: Boil the piss out of 'em!

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My first thought was some medieval dying methods, but the “medical purposes” rules that out.

There’s also “ye olde” cleaning methods…

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At least it wasn’t poo-vide!

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Make sure to stand upwind; I once made the mistake of piss-extinguishing a campfire (I was in the desert, water was in short supply) without taking proper care of this factor.

Never again.

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I knew that distilled urine was once widely used as a disinfectant, but this is just one why I’m glad I was born after the invention of “bactine.”

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What’s the fuss? Hey, we’ve all cooked our own urine.

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