Are you not entertained?
At least one.
āGiveā them jobsā¦ before we could bestow such a gift on them, weād have to take away their ability to meet their life needs unassisted. Like we did everywhere elseā¦
Yeah, what I should have said is, āForce them to workā.
Weāre working on that.
I watch nature shows with my parrot, and he loves it. He is most interested in the parts about birds.
Hey, at least spokesape is better than organ-grinder apeā¦ Or worse organ-donor apeā¦
Hm. And my cat loved LOTR: The Two Towers for the bit where the orcs attack on the giant cat things (wargs?). She was notorious for ignoring the TV ā yes, even during cat food commercials ā so it was interesting to watch her get so absorbed in the action.
They are observing our technology, how we use it . . . and they are waiting . . .
Any videos of you both watching together?
I canāt be the only one who looked at that and thought, ādamn, weāre pretty much only separated from the gorillas by smart phones.ā I mean, look at that guyās outthrust lower jaw and I swear the similarity was striking.
Maybe weāre only separated by dentistry?
I thought you were going to say weāre only separated by a thick plexiglass windowā¦
Separated by Gorilla Glassā¢?
We shouldnāt keep our cousins in cages. End of.
At the risk of ruining the joke, it probably thinks itās another spider and is being threatening.
Yeah, itās presumptuous to claim he was interested in the photos, he could have just been envious of the phone.
I thought flash photography was prohibited in places like these? Who are those idiots?
Gorilla is thinking, ādamn captivityā¦ all Iāve got is this old flip-phoneā¦ā
I have a great Idea, letās keep intelligent animals like this one in plexiglass boxes.
How cruel