Man snubbed by senior couple on cruise ship accused of battering them unconscious


I just got back from Bizarro World. Over there, this story starts out the same, but ends in a three-way.


I guess he just didn’t have enough martial arts training for him to be “serene”. And what the fuck is wrong with people?

Cruise ships, man. They make people crazy.
And make you have to poop uncontrollably.

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The uncanny detail is that the victim seems to have been English. I thought only the French could be rude enough to provoke violence in under an hour.

Cos if you were going to hit anyone…?


Maybe his wife is the sort of person everyone wants to hit. You don’t know.


You’ve clearly never been to Darlington.

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