Man sues Satan for ruining his life
Now we know the ACTUAL subliminal lyrics exposed by back-masking “Stairway To Heaven”
Satan “and his staff.”
Boy, that takes in some territory in an USA General Election year.
Jebus, you make his last name the same as the short form for mayonnaise and Gerald gets all litigious. Get a sense of humor!
Was “staff” here meant to indicate those who are employed by Satan or a long stick or scepter carried by Satan. Usually one can tell which meaning to read using context but here it could honestly go either way.
when your house is falling down, do you blame the decorator or the architect? just sayin…
Yeah, as class actions go, this is a big one—Satan’s had a lot of customers over the years.
And no recalls, as of yet.
This is ridiculous - he should be suing God, as this is totally his bailiwick, not Satan’s. I don’t know that the case precedent of Job v. God would have been much help to him, though.
In other words, if you want to serve Satan with this lawsuit, you’ll have to do it yourself.
In other other words, go to Hell.
That sounds simple enough, but which one?
Even in the United States there are a couple of options.
I am guessing by “staff” he meant “unpaid interns” as Hell would be run with them…no point in suing them in that case…
That reminds me of the old saying, “Christ died for our sins. Dare we make it an empty gesture by not committing them?”
Overturning his death sentence would have the same effect. “Christ died for a bureaucratic error.”